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Yup! I am invisible! Yup! I am really invisible!  The Jokes were donated by our customers, if you would like to include any of your jokes, Please forward us the joke and we will include in the the website, along with your name. (sorry! no porn!). We haven't been able to load up all the jokes(45) yet but will be doing that in the next couple of months.


Granny Leadfoot

IRS Humor


For Sale

The Marine





Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 m.p.h. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly ... twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Trooper, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."



** IRS Humor** (tis the season)

Rabbi Schwartz answers the phone. "Hello. > >

Is this Rabbi Schwartz?" > >

"It is." > >

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?" > >

"Probably." > >

"Do you know a Sam Cohen?" > >

"I do." > >

"Is he a member of your congregation?" > >

"He is." > >

"Did he donate $10,000?" > >

"He will."


** Choices **

Jerry Falwell was seated nest to President Clinton on a recent international flight. After the plane was airborne, the cabin attendant came around for drink orders.

The president asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.The minister replied, a little disturbed, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The president then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."



**For Sale**


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.   Excellent condition.

$1,000.00 or best offer.

No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.



** The Marine**

A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young soldier are interested in each other because they are giving each other the "looks". Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is the unmistakable sound of a kiss, followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.  

The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash of that  young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." .

The commanding officer is sitting there thinking: "I didn't know the young Marine was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother hadn't slapped him!"

The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his face, thinking to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance > to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer, all at the same time?"



** Engineer** (This is a low blow)

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.  While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few  hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own.

The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together!  What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an engineer."




A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat.  As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.  He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. 

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "So where are you flying to today?"  She turns and smiles, and says, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention,  in  Chicago." He swallows hard, and is instantly CRAZED with excitement.  Here's the  most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "And what's your role at this convention?" She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto his eyes, and says,"Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really" he says, swallowing hard. "And what myths are those?" She explains: "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are  the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who  romance   women best, on average." "How very interesting," the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed, and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name."

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."


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